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BigFoot (act one)
[were lookin at a beautiful mountian top view of Cliff County, a simple community with a population of about two hundread. a very small town among the colorado rocky mountians. campin' hickin' bikin' raftin' are just a few of the things you could do.....] NAR;it was believed way back, before runnin' water in fact.some weird old guy came up with this 'tail', the tale involved this big creature, living off the mountians, living off the earth-But he walked around like a man! Was This Tail True? - a nine foot eight hundread pound creature roaming our back country. Nobody ever believed the old man, and he later died. no kids, no family, so the 'tail' sorta died with him.many many years later Cliff County has grown to be a tourist caiptal for campers, and on one frightful evening,,,,,,,the tail of the old man came Alive......which is going to bring us to the adventures of Big Foot. [ a t.v set is turned on and a news flash appears on the screen. the ancor man sits at his desk with a drawing of a Big foot creature on the mini screen behind him.] NEWS MAN; this just in from the cliff county sherriff dept! tryon effons out fliming his friends in a little downhill mountian bikin'-caught some footage of what were callin Big Foot. as big foot ran up to mr. effons, while he was recording the trail, waiting for the bicyclists were to come our the ridge, and as they did , chasing off big foot into the back country of our village. [the screen now shows tryon effons] TRYON; I was just standing there, quietly and I heard (getting restless) something kinda' runnin' at me. I turned and looked through the camera and.... [the screen now shows tryons footage] NEWS MAN; as you can see here. BigFoot running up to them -as they put it. now you can see the bicyclist approaching at tremondus speed. then! Big Foot stops pursut. and vanished into the woods. anyone spotting Big Foot is to notify the cliff county sherriffs dept. you will be asigned a password, and will be kept stricly confidential, and the sherriff advises. Do Not attempt in any tracking or hunting of this creature. I repete, There Is No Tracking or Hunting of this creature........ SHERRIFF DADDLE; Leave That Up To US....! NARR; there you have it folks, our little mountian town has sprouted a hairy man walking in the woods! NARR; meanwhile on the west coast, right on the ocean Buffy and JJ Wilt have tea.... BUFFY; how would you like to spend sometime together, like really together.. JJ; wa. well..a... BUFFY;Come On' snap out of it, we spend no time together. JJ; what do you have in mind? BUFFY; I want to go camping! JJ; camping!? BUFFY; CAMPING. in the mountians. colorado! JJ;colorado! BUFFY; I want to go camping in the woods in colorado! JJ; ok, fine, you make the arangements. I'll find time off next week. BUFFY; thanks honey, this is going to be grreeaatt!! NARR; ok folks I think you need to know what is going on round here. buffy that dirty little bitch came across sightings of bigfoot in cliff county, while surfing the internet one day. she kinda always had a missing void in her love life. BUFFY; is it safe to go outside? [meanwhile, the sceen changes back to Cliff County, where its going to rain, thunder is heard far away. sally fondles had gone to the store, its getting late, and paul fondles her husband is home, and is wondering where his wife is....] PAUL; she went to the store, to get some maxi pads, some maxi pad, maxi pad she was on her period.,,,,,,,,she never came home, she never walked through the door, she dident come home. BIGFOOT; (grunts loudly) NARR; meanwhile back in Cliff County, sally fondles went to the store, and now is gone. restless and scared the town people are all heard gathering together in frount of city hall all screaming for answers! RANDOM VOICES; kill bigfoot, bring him to me, string up that monkey, and bring him to me.get big foot, heelp!! NARR; so now not only do the town people, have viedo of bigfoot, there problems have just begun, now one person missing!the town people dont even know how to act. its time people! to go on the hunt, and become the hunter, instead of being the hunted. [mayor collins and sherriff daddle call a town meeting in the center of town. all the villagers gather with weapons in hand ready to go on the hunt] NARR; so with that in hand, Cliff County once heaven on earth- HAS A PROBLEM! MAYOR COLLINS; alright people, settle down now. (spits) lets not get a head of our selfs here. that (spits again) were gonna get that sum-ith hes nothin' to us, hes history..(spits)you'z might as well not think bout it no more, were gonna get him. were gonna catch him, cuz we have the best sherriff, sherriff daddle would you like to add a comment...? SHERRIFF DADDLE; why yes I do as a matter of fact.I want every resident of Cliff County, dont be scared dont worry we will get this creature, remove him from our woods.you have to trust me here people, we will get this creature, we will string him up-everybody will get a piece. you all go about your day as normal. MAYOR COLLINS; (spits) thank you sherriff daddle SHERRIFF DADDLE; thank you mayor collins MAYOR COLLINS; alright people, simmer down, lets not get carried away with this, or anything, dont get your panites up in yer crotches aera. simmer down you hear. just go along... SHERRIFF DADDLE; and remember! No Hunting or Tracking of this creature, leave that up to us! MAYOR COLLINS; thank you sherriff daddle SHERRIFF DADDLE; thank you mayor collis NARR; is that it? can we count on mayor collins and sherriff daddle...I dont know about you people, but I dont think this is going to work.................

My BIG FOOT story after the audio is done, I'll start either (or both) a cartoon or clay figures frame by frame viedo.
BigFoot (act one) [were lookin at a beautiful mountian top view of Cliff County, a simple community with a population of about two hundread. a very small town among the colorado rocky mountians. campin' hickin' bikin' raftin' are just a few of the things you could do.....] NAR;it was believed way back, before runnin' water in fact.some weird old guy came up with this 'tail', the tale involved this big creature, living off the mountians, living off the earth-But he walked around like a man! Was This Tail True? - a nine foot eight hundread pound creature roaming our back country. Nobody ever believed the old man, and he later died. no kids, no family, so the 'tail' sorta died with him.many many years later Cliff County has grown to be a tourist caiptal for campers, and on one frightful evening,,,,,,,the tail of the old man came Alive......which is going to bring us to the adventures of Big Foot. [ a t.v set is turned on and a news flash appears on the screen. the ancor man sits at his desk with a drawing of a Big foot creature on the mini screen behind him.] NEWS MAN; this just in from the cliff county sherriff dept! tryon effons out fliming his friends in a little downhill mountian bikin'-caught some footage of what were callin Big Foot. as big foot ran up to mr. effons, while he was recording the trail, waiting for the bicyclists were to come our the ridge, and as they did , chasing off big foot into the back country of our village. [the screen now shows tryon effons] TRYON; I was just standing there, quietly and I heard (getting restless) something kinda' runnin' at me. I turned and looked through the camera and.... [the screen now shows tryons footage] NEWS MAN; as you can see here. BigFoot running up to them -as they put it. now you can see the bicyclist approaching at tremondus speed. then! Big Foot stops pursut. and vanished into the woods. anyone spotting Big Foot is to notify the cliff county sherriffs dept. you will be asigned a password, and will be kept stricly confidential, and the sherriff advises. Do Not attempt in any tracking or hunting of this creature. I repete, There Is No Tracking or Hunting of this creature........ SHERRIFF DADDLE; Leave That Up To US....! NARR; there you have it folks, our little mountian town has sprouted a hairy man walking in the woods! NARR; meanwhile on the west coast, right on the ocean Buffy and JJ Wilt have tea.... BUFFY; how would you like to spend sometime together, like really together.. JJ; wa. well..a... BUFFY;Come On' snap out of it, we spend no time together. JJ; what do you have in mind? BUFFY; I want to go camping! JJ; camping!? BUFFY; CAMPING. in the mountians. colorado! JJ;colorado! BUFFY; I want to go camping in the woods in colorado! JJ; ok, fine, you make the arangements. I'll find time off next week. BUFFY; thanks honey, this is going to be grreeaatt!! NARR; ok folks I think you need to know what is going on round here. buffy that dirty little bitch came across sightings of bigfoot in cliff county, while surfing the internet one day. she kinda always had a missing void in her love life. BUFFY; is it safe to go outside? [meanwhile, the sceen changes back to Cliff County, where its going to rain, thunder is heard far away. sally fondles had gone to the store, its getting late, and paul fondles her husband is home, and is wondering where his wife is....] PAUL; she went to the store, to get some maxi pads, some maxi pad, maxi pad she was on her period.,,,,,,,,she never came home, she never walked through the door, she dident come home. BIGFOOT; (grunts loudly) NARR; meanwhile back in Cliff County, sally fondles went to the store, and now is gone. restless and scared the town people are all heard gathering together in frount of city hall all screaming for answers! RANDOM VOICES; kill bigfoot, bring him to me, string up that monkey, and bring him to me.get big foot, heelp!! NARR; so now not only do the town people, have viedo of bigfoot, there problems have just begun, now one person missing!the town people dont even know how to act. its time people! to go on the hunt, and become the hunter, instead of being the hunted. [mayor collins and sherriff daddle call a town meeting in the center of town. all the villagers gather with weapons in hand ready to go on the hunt] NARR; so with that in hand, Cliff County once heaven on earth- HAS A PROBLEM! MAYOR COLLINS; alright people, settle down now. (spits) lets not get a head of our selfs here. that (spits again) were gonna get that sum-ith hes nothin' to us, hes history..(spits)you'z might as well not think bout it no more, were gonna get him. were gonna catch him, cuz we have the best sherriff, sherriff daddle would you like to add a comment...? SHERRIFF DADDLE; why yes I do as a matter of fact.I want every resident of Cliff County, dont be scared dont worry we will get this creature, remove him from our woods.you have to trust me here people, we will get this creature, we will string him up-everybody will get a piece. you all go about your day as normal. MAYOR COLLINS; (spits) thank you sherriff daddle SHERRIFF DADDLE; thank you mayor collins MAYOR COLLINS; alright people, simmer down, lets not get carried away with this, or anything, dont get your panites up in yer crotches aera. simmer down you hear. just go along... SHERRIFF DADDLE; and remember! No Hunting or Tracking of this creature, leave that up to us! MAYOR COLLINS; thank you sherriff daddle SHERRIFF DADDLE; thank you mayor collis NARR; is that it? can we count on mayor collins and sherriff daddle...I dont know about you people, but I dont think this is going to work.................			the cast Big Foot, sherriff daddle, mayor collins, sally & paul fondles,biran,jessie,buddy,dr.aronld,news man,tryon effons,narraitor,buffy & JJ wilt,town people.
Big Foot (act two). -->[ sounds of birds ]NARR; the smell of may flowers brings excitement to Cliff County.-one busy time of year, when all the campers pile into town, to expierence thr excitement and the beauty Cliff County has to offer. NEWS MAN; this just in! from the cliff county sherriffs dept. the body of sally fondles was found along the side of beaver creek. her body had been sexually assulted. which we believe was the cause of death. [the ancor man interviews] NEWS MAN; dr.aronld, can you give a statement at this time? DR ARONLD; why yes I can. she was mildly beaten then raped.-she blead to death. loss of blood. NEWS MAN; she blead to death!? DR ARONLD; yes, her VaJohnna was litterally ripped apart! some rough penentration occured, due to that she blead to death. NEWS MAN; there you have it folks. one dead no due to this Big Foot creature. a look sherriff daddle has just arrived,, sherriff do you have a comment to make? SHERRIFF DADDLE;yes as a matter of fact I do! we do have proof that our hairy creature walking round in them woods did this for a fact! we found very large foot prints all around the victom. AND we found thin anmial like hairs under the womans finger nails, there must have been a struggle, -it was a horrible site! everyone should know, that there is No Tracking or Hunting of this creature. Leave that up to us! and stay out of them woods! NEWS MAN; mayor collins,,,, MAYOR COLLINS; as of 1:34 this afternoon, I declared the woods not to be safe, you'all stay out of them woods now-you hear!?this will be for a short while, we will get to the bottom of this. NEWS MAN; what about the tourist, mayor collins. we cant afford a slow season. something this Big Foot could cause. MAYOR COLLINS;(spits)-let me tell you some thin' mister, were going to get that sum-bitch ...daddle help me out here... SHERRIFF DADDLE; were going to get that monkey and string him up in the center of town for all you to poke at or what not. everybody will get a piece! [crowd yells in excitement] NARR; the following mourning, at camp aera 'C' in the lower forty, brian and jessie, two young hippies from texas, who had been campin' in Cliff County sience ski season. are totally unaware of anything out of the ordinary. [sounds of birds and passing stream] BRIAN; I caught one! [water splashing] JESSIE; good we have two each, lets clean them up and have lunch. BRIAN; you havent showered in a while and I can smell the fact you must have started your pierod. so I'll clean the fish, and you go wash up. JESSIE; thanks honey, it wont take long. NARR; so brian cleans the fish, and jessie went to go wash up in the creek. [ about the time jessie was just getting into beaver creek, the music starts to get creepy, no more bird sounds, and some sounds of something walking on little sticks and leaves crunching, going to beaver creek ] NARR; suddenly, brian smells something fowel, rotting flesh smell, and then after a moment of silence..-a strong swipe is hardly heard. brian hits the ground like a chevy falling off a cliff. and he is not moving."that sweet smell wasnt this guy," Big Foot said to himself, as he follows his nose towards beaver creek [ sounds of Big Foot sniffing, and the music gets really creepy! ] NARR;Big Foot heads right up to jessie, whom is under water at the time, when she is snatched up by her hair and brough to shore, [sounds of a struggle in water, lots of splashing...] JESSIE; scream!!!!...'this is the sweet smell" Big Foot thinks to him self, as he puts he down on shore and beging to fondle here VaJohnna, when his creature penis now full, and ready-JESSIE; o my god no...!scream louder NARR; I'll be god dam, how in the hell did he get that in there, but he did! BIG FOOT; loud Gruuuunt! JESSIE; no no no o my please scream bloody murder! BIG FOOT; real real loud gruuunt! JESSIE; PLAESE MAKE HIM STOP! MAKE HIM STOPnoooo!,,, NARR; sounds of Big Foot humping is all you can hear now.jessie struggling for her breath, makes one last... JESSIE; stoppppppppp....it NARR; slowly but surely jessie stoped and so did Big Foot. only a few moments seemed like a life time, jessies life has flashed before her eyes, that are now shut. Big Foot heads off into the woods. jessie lays next to beaver creek, with only a breath left. her VaJohnna tore open so badly you could see the contents of her stomache. [ music picks back up ] NARR;later on the next day, sherriff daddle doing his rounds in the lower forty, pulls his ford F150, up to beaver creek. to discover a horrible scene. [ scanner sounds arupt, a helicopter is now called and is heard flyin above., sherriff daddle, mayor collins and dr. aronld investagate the scene.. 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